1 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:14,585 [Video app bleeps] 2 00:00:14,655 --> 00:00:16,575 faith in ya... 3 00:00:16,576 --> 00:00:17,654 [Guests chatter and whoop] 4 00:00:17,655 --> 00:00:19,095 [Ashley] What are you doing? 5 00:00:19,096 --> 00:00:21,294 that's the bottom line... 6 00:00:21,295 --> 00:00:22,294 [Ashley] Oh. 7 00:00:22,295 --> 00:00:23,345 [Music stops] 8 00:00:23,415 --> 00:00:25,225 - Ashy... - Gordon, what are you doing? 9 00:00:25,295 --> 00:00:28,215 You and I are the best. 10 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:29,655 We're the best. 11 00:00:29,735 --> 00:00:31,695 And it just makes sense to me. 12 00:00:31,696 --> 00:00:32,574 [Camera clicks] 13 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:34,215 I want you to marry me. 14 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:35,695 [Lynelle] Speak up! 15 00:00:37,255 --> 00:00:39,135 Will you marry me, Ash? 16 00:00:40,575 --> 00:00:42,745 [Quietly] Gordon, will you please get up? 17 00:00:44,015 --> 00:00:46,015 This is not our night. 18 00:00:46,016 --> 00:00:47,974 [Mouths word] 19 00:00:47,975 --> 00:00:49,534 [Lynelle] You're embarrassing him, darling. 20 00:00:49,535 --> 00:00:52,535 [Ashley] It's okay, it's okay. Please, just get up. 21 00:00:53,615 --> 00:00:55,935 - Really? - Yeah. 22 00:00:56,935 --> 00:01:01,135 'Cause we can... we can talk about this later. 23 00:01:01,215 --> 00:01:02,375 [Video app bleeps] 24 00:01:04,295 --> 00:01:07,855 [Fingers snapping] 25 00:01:09,015 --> 00:01:10,975 [Jazzy music] 26 00:01:18,935 --> 00:01:20,615 [Speaks inaudibly] 27 00:01:23,935 --> 00:01:25,195 [Jazzy music continues] 28 00:01:29,975 --> 00:01:32,175 [Speaks inaudibly] 29 00:01:32,255 --> 00:01:33,855 [Jazzy music continues] 30 00:01:36,295 --> 00:01:37,895 [Speaks inaudibly] 31 00:01:42,295 --> 00:01:44,335 [Jazzy music continues] 32 00:01:48,415 --> 00:01:50,735 [Speaks inaudibly] 33 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:01,815 Thanks. Um, she was a referral. 34 00:02:01,816 --> 00:02:02,734 - Okay. - Thank you. 35 00:02:02,735 --> 00:02:04,375 And this is... Gordon Crapp? 36 00:02:04,376 --> 00:02:05,454 [Tires screech] 37 00:02:05,455 --> 00:02:07,415 [Metal crunches, glass shatters] 38 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,975 [Car radiator hisses] 39 00:02:10,055 --> 00:02:11,175 [Car door opens] 40 00:02:11,255 --> 00:02:13,135 [Car door alert beeps] 41 00:02:13,846 --> 00:02:15,694 Ash, hi. 42 00:02:15,695 --> 00:02:16,894 [Receptionist] Are you okay? 43 00:02:16,895 --> 00:02:18,855 [Theme music] 44 00:02:40,775 --> 00:02:42,535 - You sure this is okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 45 00:02:42,615 --> 00:02:45,215 I just... I asked for any doctor and they gave me you. 46 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:47,575 Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 47 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:50,415 [Gordon] Yeah. 48 00:02:50,495 --> 00:02:52,455 - How's Colin? - He's great. 49 00:02:52,535 --> 00:02:54,215 - Yeah? - He's great. Yeah. 50 00:02:54,295 --> 00:02:55,865 His legs work now. - Do they? - No. 51 00:02:56,295 --> 00:02:58,015 [Laughs] 52 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,175 [Chuckles] 53 00:02:59,176 --> 00:03:01,974 I was trying to think how long it's been. 54 00:03:01,975 --> 00:03:03,815 Is it t... three years? 55 00:03:03,895 --> 00:03:05,215 Ah, wow. 56 00:03:05,216 --> 00:03:06,454 Yeah, that fits, actually, 57 00:03:06,455 --> 00:03:08,054 because I got back from Warrnambool, 58 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:10,215 like, six months ago. 59 00:03:10,295 --> 00:03:12,535 - Six months ago? - Mm-hm. 60 00:03:12,606 --> 00:03:14,654 Wow. 61 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:16,215 Yeah. 62 00:03:16,295 --> 00:03:18,295 You look, um... 63 00:03:19,295 --> 00:03:21,285 Sorry, is he staying? Are you staying? 64 00:03:21,655 --> 00:03:23,895 Um, yeah, he's an intern. He's shadowing me. 65 00:03:23,975 --> 00:03:26,335 - I'm shadowing her. - Yes. I said that, Brendan! 66 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,494 I think we'd better crack on. 67 00:03:28,495 --> 00:03:32,295 Um, so, Gordon, what seems to be the problem? 68 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:33,425 Uh, no problem. Uh... 69 00:03:33,426 --> 00:03:35,054 We just got bought out by a bigger company 70 00:03:35,055 --> 00:03:37,094 and they're making us do insurance medicals 71 00:03:37,095 --> 00:03:39,935 and, uh, I just put it off for as long as I could. 72 00:03:40,015 --> 00:03:41,975 Aw. Doesn't sound like you. [Chuckles] 73 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,215 Hmm. 74 00:03:43,295 --> 00:03:45,455 So you sold the brewery? That's sad. 75 00:03:45,535 --> 00:03:47,345 Yep, yep. Can't fight the moonlight. 76 00:03:47,415 --> 00:03:50,855 Right. What about all the, um, money your dad left you? 77 00:03:50,935 --> 00:03:53,775 Uh, yeah, I made some pretty poor investment choices, 78 00:03:53,855 --> 00:03:55,095 uh, at that time. 79 00:03:55,175 --> 00:03:58,185 It, um... Yeah, it turns out ax throwing and drinking don't mix. 80 00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:01,015 - But wasn't it $500,000? - Yeah. 81 00:04:01,016 --> 00:04:03,014 I wasn't really thinking straight for a while there 82 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:04,215 after the, um... 83 00:04:04,295 --> 00:04:05,535 Hello, Brendan. 84 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,494 Sorry, did he not do the new patient paperwork? 85 00:04:07,495 --> 00:04:09,055 No, he didn't, but it's fine. 86 00:04:09,056 --> 00:04:10,294 Did you get sent an email? 87 00:04:10,295 --> 00:04:12,134 You should have got a link via HotDoc. 88 00:04:12,135 --> 00:04:13,294 - HotDoc? - Yeah, HotDoc. 89 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,575 It's just a server. HotDoc. 90 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,375 - He said that he didn't do it. - We have to do it now, then. 91 00:04:17,376 --> 00:04:19,294 - No, I can fill it in later. - But there's a... 92 00:04:19,295 --> 00:04:21,054 There was a whole meeting this morning about... 93 00:04:21,055 --> 00:04:22,135 Okay, Brendan! 94 00:04:23,615 --> 00:04:25,815 Yep, let's, uh... let's HotDoc. Let's go. 95 00:04:25,816 --> 00:04:28,214 I can ask the questions if you just wanna fill it in, Ash. 96 00:04:28,215 --> 00:04:29,265 It's Dr. Molden. 97 00:04:29,266 --> 00:04:30,334 But you said I... 98 00:04:30,335 --> 00:04:32,215 It's Dr. Molden. 99 00:04:32,295 --> 00:04:34,335 Do you need an interpreter? 100 00:04:34,336 --> 00:04:36,294 Obviously not. 101 00:04:36,295 --> 00:04:37,735 Okay. 102 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:41,134 Are you of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Island descent? 103 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:42,215 Again, obviously not. 104 00:04:42,295 --> 00:04:45,215 It's not obvious. I'm 5%-7% Cantonese. 105 00:04:45,295 --> 00:04:46,495 Oh. 106 00:04:47,935 --> 00:04:49,055 Congratulations? 107 00:04:49,135 --> 00:04:50,495 - Thanks. - Right. 108 00:04:50,496 --> 00:04:52,494 - Marital status? - You don't have to answer that. 109 00:04:52,495 --> 00:04:53,734 [Brendan] Single, married, de facto, 110 00:04:53,735 --> 00:04:55,294 separated, divorced, widowed? 111 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,375 Single. 112 00:04:56,455 --> 00:04:57,535 - Good, fine. - Yep. 113 00:04:57,536 --> 00:04:59,134 It doesn't matter, though. [Laughs awkwardly] 114 00:04:59,135 --> 00:05:00,695 - Can we skip some? - Okay. 115 00:05:00,775 --> 00:05:01,935 Uh... 116 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:08,575 [Clicks tongue repeatedly] 117 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:10,375 Are you sexually active? 118 00:05:10,455 --> 00:05:13,175 You don't have to answer that, but, you know, are you? 119 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,334 Y-yes. 120 00:05:15,335 --> 00:05:17,174 Fine. Uh, don't worry about the next one. 121 00:05:17,175 --> 00:05:18,174 [Brendan] Just tick a box. 122 00:05:18,175 --> 00:05:19,694 Are you having insertive anal, insertive oral, 123 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,094 insertive vaginal, insertive penile? 124 00:05:21,095 --> 00:05:21,974 Please stop. 125 00:05:21,975 --> 00:05:23,694 [Brendan] Receptive anal, receptive oral, 126 00:05:23,695 --> 00:05:25,614 receptive vaginal, receptive penile? 127 00:05:25,615 --> 00:05:28,415 What is receptive penile? What is that, docking? 128 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,455 I guess receptive penile is 129 00:05:30,535 --> 00:05:33,175 you're putting your penis into something. 130 00:05:33,255 --> 00:05:36,175 I would have thought that would be insertive penile, no? 131 00:05:36,176 --> 00:05:37,294 - No. - Right. 132 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,015 So what's insertive vaginal? 133 00:05:39,095 --> 00:05:40,335 - Scissoring. - Oh. 134 00:05:40,415 --> 00:05:43,095 Um... no, I'm not scissoring. 135 00:05:43,175 --> 00:05:44,255 Okay. 136 00:05:44,335 --> 00:05:46,175 Not scissoring. 137 00:05:46,255 --> 00:05:48,215 - Any oral? - Ever? 138 00:05:48,295 --> 00:05:50,175 Just skip it, Brendan! 139 00:05:50,176 --> 00:05:52,294 How often do you feel helpless and that the world 140 00:05:52,295 --> 00:05:53,654 would be better off without you? 141 00:05:53,655 --> 00:05:54,454 Seriously? 142 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,294 Never, sometimes, often, very often? 143 00:05:56,295 --> 00:05:58,135 Just the regular sad amount. 144 00:05:58,136 --> 00:05:59,454 Okay, I'm just gonna call it. 145 00:05:59,455 --> 00:06:01,214 - [Brendan] Are you happy with... - Brendan. 146 00:06:01,215 --> 00:06:02,614 We clearly have some history. 147 00:06:02,615 --> 00:06:05,294 I think it would be good if we could have some time alone. 148 00:06:05,295 --> 00:06:06,575 Medical history? 149 00:06:06,655 --> 00:06:08,855 Just read the room, mate. 150 00:06:08,856 --> 00:06:12,374 You should have booked a double appointment. 151 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:15,655 I'm sorry, I didn't realize it would take this long. 152 00:06:18,175 --> 00:06:19,935 Sorry about that. It's just... 153 00:06:19,936 --> 00:06:22,574 - What the fuck are you doing? - [Phone keys tap] 154 00:06:22,575 --> 00:06:24,135 Doing the mini puzzle. 155 00:06:24,215 --> 00:06:25,655 Go away! 156 00:06:28,406 --> 00:06:32,334 - [Door closes] - He drives me fucking mental. 157 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:34,814 - Is he here all the time? - Yeah, no, just this week. 158 00:06:34,815 --> 00:06:36,454 Okay. So, listen, just take it back. 159 00:06:36,455 --> 00:06:38,294 You've been back in town for six months 160 00:06:38,295 --> 00:06:40,014 and you... you never thought to call? 161 00:06:40,015 --> 00:06:41,694 I mean, to check on Colin or anything? 162 00:06:41,695 --> 00:06:43,575 I just haven't been able to, Gordon. 163 00:06:43,655 --> 00:06:45,615 It's not that I don't miss him. 164 00:06:45,695 --> 00:06:49,495 Oh, there he is. I know that photo. 165 00:06:50,295 --> 00:06:52,495 Oh, there I am. Sorry. 166 00:06:52,575 --> 00:06:54,265 - Put my things back. - Yeah, sorry. 167 00:06:54,266 --> 00:06:56,574 Anyway, now that you are back, 168 00:06:56,575 --> 00:07:00,215 um, do you want to do, like, a shared custody thing for Colin? 169 00:07:00,216 --> 00:07:01,294 We can. 170 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,055 I... I can't, Gordon. 171 00:07:03,135 --> 00:07:04,335 Why can't you? 172 00:07:04,415 --> 00:07:08,975 My circumstances right now, I'm not able to do that. 173 00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:10,175 Right, okay. 174 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:12,095 Well, he thinks you're dead. 175 00:07:12,175 --> 00:07:14,055 Tell him I'm not. 176 00:07:17,695 --> 00:07:18,975 Okay. 177 00:07:18,976 --> 00:07:22,294 Oh, you know what, I'll take this to another doctor. Yeah. 178 00:07:22,295 --> 00:07:23,694 - Yeah, it's probably best. - Yeah. 179 00:07:23,695 --> 00:07:25,935 Um, sorry, I should have... 180 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:29,135 Uh... it's good to see you, though. 181 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,695 You too, Gordon. 182 00:07:32,935 --> 00:07:34,175 Okay. 'Bye. 183 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:35,305 [Door opens] 184 00:07:35,335 --> 00:07:36,615 [Door closes] 185 00:07:36,695 --> 00:07:37,895 Oh, my God. 186 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:41,295 [Quirky, downbeat music] 187 00:07:43,015 --> 00:07:44,815 [Dog barks in distance] 188 00:07:44,895 --> 00:07:46,535 [Ashley sighs] 189 00:07:50,055 --> 00:07:51,135 Ash! 190 00:07:51,136 --> 00:07:52,254 Hey! 191 00:07:52,255 --> 00:07:54,215 Oh! Oh, hey! [Laughs awkwardly] 192 00:07:54,295 --> 00:07:56,375 - Did you just see me then? - Did I... 193 00:07:56,455 --> 00:07:58,565 Did you just see me and then keep walking? 194 00:07:59,335 --> 00:08:01,215 I did, yeah, 'cause I'm... 195 00:08:01,295 --> 00:08:04,375 Sorry, I just wasn't sure if, like, you were waiting for me. 196 00:08:04,455 --> 00:08:06,375 Uh, no, I-I-I finished with... 197 00:08:06,376 --> 00:08:08,294 They... they found someone else for me, another doctor. 198 00:08:08,295 --> 00:08:09,734 I did all the paperwork and everything 199 00:08:09,735 --> 00:08:12,334 and I just took a while and I just got stuck here scrolling. 200 00:08:12,335 --> 00:08:15,095 [Inhales] Now you're up to date. [Exhales] 201 00:08:15,175 --> 00:08:16,375 You done for the day? 202 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,175 - Yes, I am finished. - Okay. 203 00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:19,535 For today. 204 00:08:19,615 --> 00:08:20,695 Okay. 205 00:08:20,696 --> 00:08:23,054 Uh, probably gonna get a drink with your intern, then? 206 00:08:23,055 --> 00:08:24,494 Try a bit of receptive penile? 207 00:08:24,495 --> 00:08:26,335 Yeah. I do love penile. 208 00:08:26,415 --> 00:08:27,615 I know you do. 209 00:08:28,726 --> 00:08:30,814 Anyway... 210 00:08:30,815 --> 00:08:31,865 Hey, Ash? 211 00:08:31,895 --> 00:08:34,975 Uh, this doesn't have to be awkward between us. 212 00:08:35,055 --> 00:08:36,615 Like, we can be mates. 213 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:39,174 You know, if you want to call, like, to see Colin or anything, 214 00:08:39,175 --> 00:08:40,775 anytime, you can, you know. 215 00:08:41,575 --> 00:08:43,175 Um, okay. Yeah, yeah. 216 00:08:43,255 --> 00:08:45,215 - I'll... I'll think about it. - Okay. 217 00:08:45,295 --> 00:08:47,095 Not going to lose that, are you? 218 00:08:47,175 --> 00:08:48,375 What's that? 219 00:08:48,376 --> 00:08:50,294 The giant water bottle in your... in your hand. 220 00:08:50,295 --> 00:08:51,455 Oh, no, yep. 221 00:08:51,456 --> 00:08:54,054 We've gone way too far with these things. 222 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,105 It's really heavy. 223 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,415 It looks it. 224 00:08:58,255 --> 00:08:59,495 [Sighs] 225 00:08:59,575 --> 00:09:01,495 - Anyway... - It's good to see you, Gordy. 226 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,215 - You too. - Like, really good. 227 00:09:04,215 --> 00:09:05,265 You look good. 228 00:09:05,335 --> 00:09:07,175 So do you. 229 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,695 Say hi to, um, Brett and Chiara for me. 230 00:09:09,775 --> 00:09:12,055 I will, yeah. And say hi to your mum for me. 231 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,335 She'll bloody love that. 232 00:09:13,415 --> 00:09:14,935 Is she still with... Lee? 233 00:09:15,015 --> 00:09:16,175 - Lee? - Lee, yeah. 234 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:17,334 Uh-huh. They got married. 235 00:09:17,335 --> 00:09:19,135 - No! - Yeah, it was beautiful. 236 00:09:19,215 --> 00:09:20,935 - I'll bet. - It was a beautiful day. 237 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,054 - Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. 238 00:09:22,055 --> 00:09:25,615 Hey, remember that, um, men's movement they had? 239 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,655 That, like, occult thing they did? 240 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,375 Oh, yeah. 241 00:09:29,455 --> 00:09:31,975 - That was crazy. - [Laughs] It was. 242 00:09:32,055 --> 00:09:33,255 Are they still doing it? 243 00:09:33,256 --> 00:09:34,294 I th... 244 00:09:34,295 --> 00:09:36,375 Uh... 245 00:09:36,455 --> 00:09:38,215 I am the man of the house. 246 00:09:38,295 --> 00:09:39,435 I'm the man of the house. 247 00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:41,015 I'm the man of the house. 248 00:09:41,095 --> 00:09:42,615 I am the man of the house. 249 00:09:42,695 --> 00:09:43,955 I don't believe you, Eric. 250 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:47,215 [Clears throat] I am the man of the house. 251 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,135 - Again. - I am the man of the house. 252 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,855 Mouse of the house, more like. 253 00:09:51,935 --> 00:09:53,615 [All chuckle] 254 00:09:53,695 --> 00:09:56,215 [Forcefully] I am the man of the house. 255 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:58,055 Are you now? That's sweet. 256 00:09:58,135 --> 00:10:00,575 I am the man of the house, you fucking bitch! 257 00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:04,535 And there it is. 258 00:10:04,615 --> 00:10:07,095 - Sit down, Eric. Oh! - [Class applauds] 259 00:10:07,175 --> 00:10:09,645 I think we found something important here today. 260 00:10:09,695 --> 00:10:12,935 'Bitch' was a bit much, but that was more yang 261 00:10:12,936 --> 00:10:15,414 than I've seen out of the lot of you put together, 262 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,215 so something to think about. 263 00:10:17,295 --> 00:10:20,895 Ah, mmm, yang. Male energy. 264 00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:23,535 Another fantastic session, everyone. 265 00:10:23,536 --> 00:10:26,294 And for your homework, I would like you to think about 266 00:10:26,295 --> 00:10:29,255 a misunderstood villain in history. 267 00:10:29,335 --> 00:10:32,615 Perhaps Jack the Ripper, Rolf Harris, 268 00:10:32,695 --> 00:10:35,975 or entrepreneur Jeffrey Epstein. 269 00:10:36,055 --> 00:10:39,015 And tell us what it is about them that interests you, 270 00:10:39,095 --> 00:10:40,495 and why. 271 00:10:40,575 --> 00:10:42,135 All right, dismissed. 272 00:10:42,215 --> 00:10:44,295 Oh, oh, just a reminder 273 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:48,295 that, uh, fees are due the first Friday of every month. 274 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,535 We're not a charity, people. Right? 275 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:53,175 Actually, yeah, yes, we are. We are a charity. 276 00:10:53,255 --> 00:10:55,415 A registered charity. 277 00:10:55,495 --> 00:10:58,375 [Quirky, percussive music] 278 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:02,215 [Megan] Mm-hm. Uh-huh. Tea for Genre. 279 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,495 Yep, yep, yep. Mummy's watching. 280 00:11:04,575 --> 00:11:06,215 Did he look the same? 281 00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:08,415 Eerily so. Maybe better. 282 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:10,334 - God, he's got great hair. - [Genre exclaims] 283 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,414 What, does he have like a girlfriend or anything? 284 00:11:12,415 --> 00:11:15,375 Marital status was single, but sexually active. 285 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:16,454 [Genre giggles] 286 00:11:16,455 --> 00:11:18,055 Genre! What's your plan? 287 00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:19,294 What do you think that means? 288 00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:21,135 - It can mean anything. - I know! 289 00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:23,135 Half for Mum? Half for Mummy? 290 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,295 [Genre] Mummy! 291 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,695 Oh, I think I have to change his outfit. 292 00:11:26,775 --> 00:11:29,655 It's not really working with the colors of the product. 293 00:11:29,735 --> 00:11:31,015 Product? 294 00:11:31,016 --> 00:11:32,454 Yeah, we got sent these toys, 295 00:11:32,455 --> 00:11:34,175 and I have to make a post. 296 00:11:34,176 --> 00:11:35,294 [Genre shrieks] 297 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,494 - Okay, whatever. - [Door opens] 298 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:39,015 Do you think I could have him here, though? 299 00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:40,375 - Who? - Colin! 300 00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:42,054 - [Door shuts] - [David] Hello! 301 00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:43,255 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 302 00:11:43,295 --> 00:11:46,295 Yeah, anyway, I'm off gluten, feeling good! 303 00:11:46,296 --> 00:11:47,374 [David] Hi! 304 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,535 [Ashley] Hi, bubba! 305 00:11:48,615 --> 00:11:50,255 - Hello, my love. - [Ashley] Mmm. 306 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,575 [David] Mmm. 307 00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:53,415 - Hey, Meggles. - [Megan] Hello. 308 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,335 Hey, Genny. How are you, mate? 309 00:11:55,336 --> 00:11:57,094 - [Genre grumbles] - [Ashley] How'd you go? 310 00:11:57,095 --> 00:11:59,215 Yeah, really good, really good. 311 00:11:59,295 --> 00:12:00,735 - Uh... - [Phone bleeps] 312 00:12:00,815 --> 00:12:02,215 2.58. 313 00:12:02,295 --> 00:12:03,375 Kilometers? 314 00:12:03,455 --> 00:12:05,215 Yep. Km's. Want to see my route? 315 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:06,695 No, it's okay. No. 316 00:12:06,775 --> 00:12:09,695 Okay. Yeah. That's a loop. You crushed it, bub. 317 00:12:09,775 --> 00:12:11,175 Go have a shower. 318 00:12:11,255 --> 00:12:12,415 Shower, okay. 319 00:12:13,295 --> 00:12:14,415 [Genre babbles] 320 00:12:14,416 --> 00:12:16,534 Have you spoken to him yet? 321 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:18,294 - David? What about? - [Shower runs] 322 00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:20,135 He's always here. 323 00:12:20,215 --> 00:12:21,295 He lives here. 324 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,215 And he just went for a run. 325 00:12:23,216 --> 00:12:25,014 Yeah, okay, well, could he get a job, maybe? 326 00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:28,215 He... Hey, he's working on it. Come on! 327 00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:29,455 I just... I... 328 00:12:29,535 --> 00:12:32,215 I think I'm just missing the baby bubble a little bit. 329 00:12:32,295 --> 00:12:33,735 Like, I don't mind you here, 330 00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:38,215 but I just want our baby bubble back with Rumi and Genre. 331 00:12:38,295 --> 00:12:40,295 He's 18 months old. 332 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:41,425 [Megan] Yeah. 333 00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:44,255 Like, when does the bubble normally end? 334 00:12:44,335 --> 00:12:46,215 - The baby bubble? - Yeah. 335 00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:49,134 Like, isn't it the first few weeks? Isn't that the bubble? 336 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,735 No, Ash, it never ends. 337 00:12:50,815 --> 00:12:52,415 What? 338 00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:53,895 I'm his mother. 339 00:12:53,975 --> 00:12:56,415 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll talk to David. 340 00:12:56,495 --> 00:12:58,895 Um, he'll get a job. 341 00:12:58,975 --> 00:13:00,415 Thank you. 342 00:13:00,495 --> 00:13:01,935 [Genre exclaims] 343 00:13:02,735 --> 00:13:04,415 Anyway, but should I text him? 344 00:13:04,495 --> 00:13:07,895 Like, should I text Gordon so that I can see Colin? 345 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:10,895 So, you didn't soak that stuff after he had his blowout? 346 00:13:10,975 --> 00:13:12,575 No. 347 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,975 No, no. 348 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,375 [Babbles] 349 00:13:16,455 --> 00:13:18,095 Good job, bubba. 350 00:13:18,175 --> 00:13:19,615 Good job! 351 00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:20,895 Uh, Rumes... 352 00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:21,814 What? What... what now? 353 00:13:21,815 --> 00:13:23,805 What, is Bubba off the table now? What? 354 00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:26,655 No, we're not gonna say "good job" anymore, remember? 355 00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:29,655 What is this? Some more Instagram parenting tips? 356 00:13:29,735 --> 00:13:31,215 Fucking hell. 357 00:13:31,295 --> 00:13:32,775 It's TikTok, actually. 358 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,495 And you think it's helping, but it's actually not. 359 00:13:35,575 --> 00:13:38,105 It's not actually helping a child's self-esteem. 360 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:39,515 What about my self-esteem? 361 00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:42,055 Rumi, I cannot parent you both. 362 00:13:42,135 --> 00:13:45,535 I've got self-esteem problems as well. Everyone's got it. 363 00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:48,055 It's all good. It's all good. 364 00:13:48,056 --> 00:13:50,294 - Good? That's, yeah, helpful. - [Doorbell rings] 365 00:13:50,295 --> 00:13:51,294 - What is... - [Genre] Yeah. 366 00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:52,925 - [Phone chimes] - [Genre] Yeah. 367 00:13:52,926 --> 00:13:54,054 [Rumi] Oh, that's James. 368 00:13:54,055 --> 00:13:55,654 - [Insistent knocking] - James is at the front door. 369 00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:59,815 Hey, Genre is so fucking overstimulated right now. 370 00:13:59,816 --> 00:14:01,294 [Rumi] I'll handle it. I'll handle it. 371 00:14:01,295 --> 00:14:02,534 And no more drop-ins, all right? 372 00:14:02,535 --> 00:14:04,534 You tell him it is pre-planned or nothing. 373 00:14:04,535 --> 00:14:06,294 - [Rumi] Mm-hm. - [Knocking continues] 374 00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:07,975 [Doorbell rings] 375 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,215 Love you. 376 00:14:09,295 --> 00:14:11,215 [Whispers] Love you too. 377 00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:12,334 - [Door squeaks] - Hey. 378 00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:13,815 - Hi. - Ahh. 379 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,055 Where's my boy? 380 00:14:15,056 --> 00:14:16,134 Not your boy, James. 381 00:14:16,135 --> 00:14:17,735 No, no, but, um, how is he? 382 00:14:17,736 --> 00:14:20,294 I just bought him a cute little outfit. Is he around? 383 00:14:20,295 --> 00:14:21,975 No, he's not around. 384 00:14:22,055 --> 00:14:24,285 - [Genre squeals] - Sounds like he's around. 385 00:14:24,295 --> 00:14:27,415 He is around, but he's currently overstimulated, so... 386 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:29,694 Look, we talked about how it might be confusing for you 387 00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:30,975 to be buying him presents. 388 00:14:30,976 --> 00:14:33,214 Oh, this isn't a present. It's his birthright. 389 00:14:33,215 --> 00:14:34,575 - Ha! - He needs a team. 390 00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:35,935 Swannies! 391 00:14:36,015 --> 00:14:38,185 That's nice, but he can choose his own team 392 00:14:38,186 --> 00:14:39,334 when he's older, okay? 393 00:14:39,335 --> 00:14:41,815 Well, he was born in Sydney, so this is his team. 394 00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:44,294 That might be the team that he was assigned at birth. 395 00:14:44,295 --> 00:14:46,094 - Swannies are a great team. - Yep. It's not the point. 396 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:48,094 I've already bought him a Matildas jersey, anyway. 397 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,494 Oh, sure, that's fine. I mean, that's women's soccer. 398 00:14:50,495 --> 00:14:52,975 - Just call it soccer. - Okay. Well, is he around? 399 00:14:53,055 --> 00:14:54,175 - Can I see him? - No. 400 00:14:54,255 --> 00:14:55,735 Look, James, 401 00:14:55,815 --> 00:14:57,815 when you agreed to be our donor, 402 00:14:57,895 --> 00:15:01,175 we were very clear about how you were not his parent. 403 00:15:01,255 --> 00:15:05,615 Yeah, I'm not. I'm just like a fun uncle sperm friend. 404 00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:07,335 Never, ever say that again. 405 00:15:07,336 --> 00:15:09,654 Look, please only come around when invited, 406 00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:12,294 otherwise we will have to get the lawyers involved, okay? 407 00:15:12,295 --> 00:15:14,095 - [Sighs] I'm sorry. - Okay. Great. 408 00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:15,294 Still good to babysit on Friday? 409 00:15:15,295 --> 00:15:16,975 - Absolutely. - Yeah, great. 410 00:15:17,055 --> 00:15:18,135 [Rumi] Hmm! 411 00:15:19,215 --> 00:15:20,855 [Quirky music] 412 00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:26,215 [Rumi] Oh, for fuck's sake! 413 00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:28,055 [James] Love you, little man. 414 00:15:28,056 --> 00:15:32,374 [Jared] Well, these cunts are talking about taking 415 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,535 January off the sauce. 416 00:15:33,615 --> 00:15:37,375 Then you've got, what, Dry July, Ocsober, 417 00:15:37,455 --> 00:15:40,015 they're talking about Don't Drink So March. 418 00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:42,294 We've got to get these fucks guzzling again, eh? 419 00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,654 - Definitely. It's ethical, yeah. - Ethical City. 420 00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:45,935 Yeah, we're on it, boss. 421 00:15:45,936 --> 00:15:48,214 Um, anyway, mate, I think that's probably it for today? 422 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,214 - Yeah, thanks, Jared. - All right. Thank you. Bye. 423 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,254 Thanks for, um, getting those medicals done. 424 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,855 I'd hate to sack youse. 425 00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:55,055 - [All laugh] - Same. 426 00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:57,734 Anyway, you've got a lot on, mate, so we'll let you go. 427 00:15:57,735 --> 00:16:00,135 Seriously, Echo Park is my little baby 428 00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:01,415 and I've always got time. 429 00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:02,655 'Cause I'm a good daddy, 430 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,855 I've always got time for my little babies. 431 00:16:04,856 --> 00:16:05,814 - Yep. - Yep. 432 00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:07,334 - Right. - And, like, Daddy's hands-off. 433 00:16:07,335 --> 00:16:09,575 Daddy's not... do things without Daddy, 434 00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:11,054 but just babies have to check. 435 00:16:11,055 --> 00:16:12,895 - Babies just check with Daddy. - Yep. 436 00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:14,174 - [Chiara] Cool. - Does that make sense? 437 00:16:14,175 --> 00:16:15,374 - [Brett] Mm-hm. - [Gordon] Yeah, absolutely. 438 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,374 [Chiara] Yep. [Clears throat] 439 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,775 Explain it for me. 440 00:16:17,855 --> 00:16:19,015 [Gordon] Explain it? 441 00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:20,215 What's my name? 442 00:16:20,295 --> 00:16:22,225 - Uh, Jared? -Jared. - Daddy? Jared. -No. 443 00:16:22,226 --> 00:16:23,574 - He wants to be called Daddy. - Oh. 444 00:16:23,575 --> 00:16:24,934 - Yeah, but call me Daddy. - Yep. 445 00:16:24,935 --> 00:16:26,294 - [Brett] And we love Daddy. - [Chiara] Uh-huh. 446 00:16:26,295 --> 00:16:27,454 Bad babies get a smack, you know? 447 00:16:27,455 --> 00:16:29,214 Yeah, well, we'll see you next quarter. 448 00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:30,374 - Yeah. - Or every six months. 449 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,095 - Yeah, Quarterly City. - Yep. 450 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:33,575 I did have another idea. 451 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,454 Idea City. 452 00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:36,015 Can you stop with the city shit? 453 00:16:36,055 --> 00:16:40,215 So I just, um, got back from L.A. in the United States. 454 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,294 - [Gordon] Yep. - [Chiara] Mm-hm. 455 00:16:41,295 --> 00:16:43,375 And, uh, just trip of a lifetime. 456 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,654 They're doing this functional beer. 457 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,015 Did I tell you about that? 458 00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:48,815 Okay, yes. I don't know about that, actually, Jared. We... 459 00:16:48,816 --> 00:16:51,334 No, no, no. So they... What it is they're cutting out carbs. 460 00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:52,575 Oh, we talked about it. 461 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,494 You're putting in your electrolytes, your aminos, 462 00:16:54,495 --> 00:16:56,495 your antioxidants, a bit of spirulina. 463 00:16:56,496 --> 00:16:57,854 It's unmarketable, remember? 464 00:16:57,855 --> 00:16:59,494 Because we can't advertise beer as healthy 465 00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:00,615 'cause we'll get sued. 466 00:17:00,695 --> 00:17:03,535 Who's... who's saying it's healthy, RFK? 467 00:17:03,536 --> 00:17:04,614 - Right. - All right. 468 00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:06,135 - Okay. - I'm not. 469 00:17:06,215 --> 00:17:07,265 - Okay... - I'm not. 470 00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:09,094 [Gordon] I'm saying we have had this conversation. 471 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,054 No, Daddy's not, Daddy's saying 472 00:17:10,055 --> 00:17:12,535 you can detox and retox at the same time. 473 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,215 Yeah, we could call it tox. 474 00:17:14,295 --> 00:17:16,055 That's fucking it, Brett. 475 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,095 That's... that's you... Oh, you're my favorite baby. 476 00:17:19,175 --> 00:17:20,225 Tox City. 477 00:17:20,295 --> 00:17:23,215 Yeah. No, don't do that one. The first one, man. 478 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,494 [Brett] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 479 00:17:24,495 --> 00:17:25,575 Yeah, it's good. 480 00:17:25,576 --> 00:17:27,294 I fucking knew you guys would figure it. 481 00:17:27,295 --> 00:17:28,615 Fucking geniuses. 482 00:17:28,695 --> 00:17:32,455 And then we, um... we did the... we did the Vegas drive. 483 00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,095 We saw "Chaplin" Roan. 484 00:17:34,175 --> 00:17:35,415 And we saw, um... 485 00:17:35,495 --> 00:17:38,455 'Cause she was down for the Oscars or something. 486 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,855 But they're all... 487 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:40,985 Hello? 488 00:17:42,335 --> 00:17:44,175 Oh, fuck. Are you frozen? 489 00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:46,294 That really pisses me off 490 00:17:46,295 --> 00:17:48,694 'cause I got my connection fixed after last time 491 00:17:48,695 --> 00:17:50,334 and then I sent them down to fix yours. 492 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,134 So, there should be no problems. The NBN... 493 00:17:52,135 --> 00:17:54,415 We've got the NBN. We've got fibre to the node. 494 00:17:54,495 --> 00:17:56,695 Brett, did you just move, mate? 495 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,295 That... Chiara blinked. She did blink. 496 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,855 All right. All right. I've lost you, bugger it. 497 00:18:03,935 --> 00:18:05,175 All right. Daddy out. 498 00:18:05,176 --> 00:18:06,294 [Video call bleeps] 499 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,534 - Oh, God! Thank God! - Oh! 500 00:18:07,535 --> 00:18:09,254 - My God. - My eyes were watering, man. 501 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,454 - Oh, my back. - Oh, you know what? 502 00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:13,165 It wasn't a complete waste of time. I got my Kegels done. 503 00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:15,215 Hey, can I do my merch pitch now? 504 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,215 Uh, yep, yep. 505 00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:18,894 Okay, go on, Bretty. What's your pitch? 506 00:18:18,895 --> 00:18:20,294 [Brett] All right. [Clears throat] 507 00:18:20,295 --> 00:18:21,735 [Inhales and exhales] 508 00:18:21,815 --> 00:18:24,335 First thing, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, 509 00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:25,495 for being here today. 510 00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:27,095 I know you all lead busy lives. 511 00:18:27,096 --> 00:18:28,294 Okay, just cut to the chase. 512 00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:29,815 Uh... 513 00:18:29,895 --> 00:18:31,295 You messed me up. 514 00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:33,375 I do it, all right? 515 00:18:33,455 --> 00:18:36,295 I do all our totes, T-shirts, all of our merch. 516 00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:37,374 Cut out the middleman. 517 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,055 You want to see an example? 518 00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:40,215 Ba-bam! 519 00:18:40,295 --> 00:18:41,615 An acrostic poem. 520 00:18:41,695 --> 00:18:43,575 Don't you have two T's? 521 00:18:43,576 --> 00:18:44,654 Yeah, but it felt like 522 00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:45,975 the natural end, you know? 523 00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:47,295 Hey. 524 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,215 - Fucking what? - Wake up, Jeff. 525 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,215 Sorry, yep. Guys, go. Hey? 526 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,454 What's... what's going on? 527 00:18:54,455 --> 00:18:56,415 Yeah, I saw... I saw Ash, 528 00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:59,615 and, um, it was really weird to see her again. 529 00:18:59,695 --> 00:19:01,215 Uh, it's thrown me a bit. 530 00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:02,334 You're fucking joking. 531 00:19:02,335 --> 00:19:03,334 [Gordon] Yeah. 532 00:19:03,335 --> 00:19:04,735 - No way, bro. - Yeah. 533 00:19:04,736 --> 00:19:05,734 I know. 534 00:19:05,735 --> 00:19:06,934 - [Gordon and Chiara] Oh! - [Colin barks] 535 00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,334 [Gordon] Fucking hell! What was that? 536 00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:10,295 It's okay, Colin. He asked for it. 537 00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:12,254 You told me to slap you across the face 538 00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:13,374 next time you wanted to call her. 539 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:16,095 I didn't call her. She was the doctor I went to see. 540 00:19:16,175 --> 00:19:17,975 Oh, yep. She's a doctor now? Yep. 541 00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:19,335 Jesus Christ, Brett! 542 00:19:19,415 --> 00:19:21,575 That was fucking full on. You can't do that. 543 00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:22,975 - Yes, he can. - I did. 544 00:19:23,055 --> 00:19:26,695 Okay, new rule. No hitting me or throwing shit at me. 545 00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:29,254 [Chiara] Even if you asked for it? 546 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,415 No hitting or throwing. 547 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,734 [Brett] But you asked for it. 548 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:34,255 No hitting or throwing things at me. 549 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,534 - And my hand kind of hurts now. - Yeah, actually. 550 00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:38,294 - Gets a bit zingy, doesn't it? - Thanks. 551 00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:40,295 When I hit my kids, same thing. Stings. 552 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,815 - Hurt him more than it hurt you. - [Brett] Yep. 553 00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:46,455 So funny. My ex came in today. 554 00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:47,855 Oh, the one with the dog? 555 00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:49,215 - Yeah. - How was that? 556 00:19:49,295 --> 00:19:50,655 Fine. It was good. 557 00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:52,605 You know, Mon and I are still friends. 558 00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:55,375 - Yep. - Yeah. I'm cool with exes. 559 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,095 I think it's beautiful. 560 00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:59,615 I was thinking I might get in touch with him 561 00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:01,615 just to see my dog again. 562 00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:04,254 But I assume that, like, you wouldn't wanna come or anything 563 00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:05,374 'cause of your allergies. 564 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,775 Well, show me a pic. It's all about the fur. 565 00:20:07,855 --> 00:20:09,215 Oh, okay. 566 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,535 Um-doo-ma-ma-mam. 567 00:20:11,615 --> 00:20:13,655 - [Chuckles] - How is that? 568 00:20:13,735 --> 00:20:16,895 [Inhales sharply] Nah. I can't. 569 00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:18,014 Oh, really? 570 00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:20,014 I mean, it'd be fine if it was, like, a groodle, 571 00:20:20,015 --> 00:20:22,335 a labradoodle, any of the oodles, really. 572 00:20:22,415 --> 00:20:24,135 Okay. That's a shame. 573 00:20:24,215 --> 00:20:27,975 And I can still, like, go alone, though, can't I? 574 00:20:28,055 --> 00:20:31,895 I mean, I could dose up on meds, wear a protective layer. 575 00:20:31,975 --> 00:20:34,575 No, that's such a lot. You don't have to do that. 576 00:20:34,655 --> 00:20:36,375 No, I'll do it. It's okay. 577 00:20:36,455 --> 00:20:38,015 I'll come with you. 578 00:20:38,095 --> 00:20:39,775 Great. 579 00:20:39,855 --> 00:20:41,845 Be probably good to get out of the house. 580 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:43,335 Oh, yeah. 581 00:20:45,295 --> 00:20:48,415 How is the... the job search going? 582 00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,655 [Sighs] Good. It's just... 583 00:20:50,656 --> 00:20:52,694 It's really hard to get people to invest 584 00:20:52,695 --> 00:20:54,215 in an inner-city trout farm. 585 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,375 Inner-city trout farm. Pftt! Ha! 586 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,495 Yeah. I guess 'cause the sea's so close. 587 00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:00,895 I mean, just think 588 00:21:00,975 --> 00:21:03,625 of all the high-end Japanese restaurants in Sydney. 589 00:21:04,255 --> 00:21:05,975 - Totally. - Gold mind. 590 00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:07,775 - What'd you say? - Gold mind. 591 00:21:07,776 --> 00:21:08,694 Goldmine? 592 00:21:08,695 --> 00:21:09,935 Yeah, it's a gold mind. 593 00:21:10,015 --> 00:21:11,295 Gold mind? 594 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,015 Gold... mind. 595 00:21:13,095 --> 00:21:16,895 Tell me, did the fish market ever call back about the job? 596 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:20,215 I just... I don't really want to work for Big Fish. 597 00:21:20,295 --> 00:21:21,455 - Okay. - [David sighs] 598 00:21:21,535 --> 00:21:24,095 I mean, I could, though, really. 599 00:21:24,175 --> 00:21:26,175 I could make some contacts. 600 00:21:26,255 --> 00:21:27,495 Disrupt from within. 601 00:21:27,575 --> 00:21:29,135 Yeah, get in there. 602 00:21:29,215 --> 00:21:30,935 Undermind them. 603 00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:32,175 I think it's undermine. 604 00:21:32,176 --> 00:21:33,574 No, I know, I was just saying. 605 00:21:33,575 --> 00:21:35,614 You're good to come and watch me play pickleball later, yeah? 606 00:21:35,615 --> 00:21:37,735 Um... did I say I would? 607 00:21:37,815 --> 00:21:40,215 - Yeah. - Great. I'll be there. 608 00:21:40,295 --> 00:21:42,815 Can I drive? I want to get my hours up. 609 00:21:42,895 --> 00:21:44,175 Yep. 610 00:21:44,246 --> 00:21:46,334 [David grunts] 611 00:21:46,335 --> 00:21:47,934 - [Paddle thuds] - [David grunts] 612 00:21:47,935 --> 00:21:49,685 - [Ball bounces] - [David groans] 613 00:21:49,686 --> 00:21:51,974 - [Paddle thuds] - [David] Ow! 614 00:21:51,975 --> 00:21:53,575 Can you do that outside? 615 00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:54,705 Yeah. 616 00:21:55,495 --> 00:21:56,545 [Device beeps] 617 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:57,975 - [Chiara] Hey. - Yep. 618 00:21:57,976 --> 00:22:00,134 You haven't fucking texted her, have you? 619 00:22:00,135 --> 00:22:01,215 No, mate. Language. 620 00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:02,374 Don't do this shit again, Gordon. 621 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:03,425 I won't, mate. 622 00:22:03,495 --> 00:22:04,545 You gained 10 kilos. 623 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,215 You started gambling again. 624 00:22:06,295 --> 00:22:07,855 - Middy, Jack? - Please. 625 00:22:07,856 --> 00:22:10,334 You grew a bushranger's beard. Do you remember? 626 00:22:10,335 --> 00:22:11,734 - [Beer pours] - Can you change that, please? 627 00:22:11,735 --> 00:22:13,455 No, you look like a fat Ned Kelly. 628 00:22:13,535 --> 00:22:14,655 [Chuckles] I love it. 629 00:22:14,656 --> 00:22:16,414 You've got kids. What's wrong with you? 630 00:22:16,415 --> 00:22:18,494 Yeah, they don't bring me as much joy as this does. 631 00:22:18,495 --> 00:22:20,415 - Very good. - I didn't mind the beard. 632 00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:22,294 - Thank you, Jackie boy. - Very unhelpful, Jack. 633 00:22:22,295 --> 00:22:23,415 - Hey, uh... - Yeah? 634 00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:25,134 Can you focus... focus on me for a sec? 635 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,694 - I've got to tell you something. - Yep, let's focus on you. 636 00:22:27,695 --> 00:22:29,655 Um, I recently had a swathe of tests. 637 00:22:29,656 --> 00:22:31,734 Well, it's either gonna be a swathe or a raft. 638 00:22:31,735 --> 00:22:33,905 Please shut up, because this is important. 639 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,215 I'm sorry, what's wrong? 640 00:22:36,295 --> 00:22:37,735 I've been diagnosed. 641 00:22:37,736 --> 00:22:38,814 Oh, Christ. 642 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:41,735 With... ADHD. 643 00:22:41,815 --> 00:22:43,975 What? What? 644 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:47,215 Jesus Christ, Chi. Oh, my God. 645 00:22:47,295 --> 00:22:48,375 Yeah, okay, and? 646 00:22:48,455 --> 00:22:49,815 And? What do you mean, and? 647 00:22:49,895 --> 00:22:52,215 Well, I thought it was cancer, Chi. 648 00:22:52,295 --> 00:22:54,095 And it's... Who ca... You're in your 40s. 649 00:22:54,096 --> 00:22:56,574 It's not like you're in Year 8 maths distracting everybody. 650 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,374 This is a really big deal to me, Gordon. 651 00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:00,254 It would've been nice to know when I was in Year 8. 652 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,534 My parents made me run a lot. I was always running. 653 00:23:02,535 --> 00:23:03,895 Always running. 654 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:06,374 "Run, run, Chiara. Go down to the park and run it out." 655 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:07,654 - Okay, okay. - Run what out? 656 00:23:07,655 --> 00:23:09,215 Okay, Chi. It's okay. I'm sorry. 657 00:23:09,295 --> 00:23:11,895 Sorry. I'm sorry. 658 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,895 But yes, obviously you've got ADHD, Chi. 659 00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:17,254 It's what makes you so fun. You've got so much energy. 660 00:23:17,255 --> 00:23:19,534 You know? It's a good thing. It's all right. You're okay. 661 00:23:19,535 --> 00:23:20,814 - Thanks for sharing. - No, it's okay. 662 00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:23,014 Hey, but I'm telling you because my doctor says 663 00:23:23,015 --> 00:23:24,705 I need to slow down. - Right. - Okay? 664 00:23:24,706 --> 00:23:26,574 So, I'm actually gonna go to the office now, 665 00:23:26,575 --> 00:23:27,934 and I'm just gonna do the orders. 666 00:23:27,935 --> 00:23:29,534 - No, no. - So, you have to do payroll. 667 00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:30,585 No, I hate payroll. 668 00:23:30,586 --> 00:23:31,854 Yeah, well, figure it out, Gordon. 669 00:23:31,855 --> 00:23:33,454 - I'm gonna repair it myself. - What? Now? 670 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,535 - Yep. - Oh, for f... 671 00:23:35,536 --> 00:23:36,894 - Bretty, Bretty, Bretty, Bretty. - Hey. 672 00:23:36,895 --> 00:23:39,415 Um, can you stay a bit longer today 673 00:23:39,495 --> 00:23:41,415 because Chiara has ADHD now? 674 00:23:41,495 --> 00:23:42,695 She's always had that. 675 00:23:42,775 --> 00:23:44,215 Yeah, no shit. 676 00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:45,694 Actually, you can't keep asking me 677 00:23:45,695 --> 00:23:46,974 to do things for you last minute. 678 00:23:46,975 --> 00:23:48,414 - What? - I have a date with Carmen. 679 00:23:48,415 --> 00:23:49,615 No, no, no, don't tell me 680 00:23:49,616 --> 00:23:51,254 you're still interacting with that thing. 681 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,455 Carmen's not a thing. 682 00:23:52,535 --> 00:23:55,255 No, Carmen is... is either a Russian bot 683 00:23:55,335 --> 00:23:59,135 or a 15-year-old called Lachy in his parents' basement in Perth. 684 00:23:59,215 --> 00:24:00,615 Okay? That's the truth. 685 00:24:00,695 --> 00:24:01,955 Okay, think what you want. 686 00:24:01,956 --> 00:24:03,974 But Carmen is real, and what we have is real. 687 00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:05,894 Okay, well, listen, just do me a favor. 688 00:24:05,895 --> 00:24:09,215 Just don't give her your bank details. 689 00:24:09,216 --> 00:24:10,294 Or mine. 690 00:24:10,295 --> 00:24:11,415 Uh... 691 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,534 - Okay? - Okay. Yeah. 692 00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:13,935 Okay. Have fun. 693 00:24:13,936 --> 00:24:15,054 - But she's real? - Yep. 694 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:16,815 All right? Hey, old boy. 695 00:24:16,895 --> 00:24:18,215 Happy for you, Brett. 696 00:24:18,295 --> 00:24:19,535 [Brett] Thanks, Jackie. 697 00:24:19,536 --> 00:24:21,574 - Is this his mail-order bride? - Yeah. 698 00:24:21,575 --> 00:24:23,374 You can't say that, mate. You can't say that. 699 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:25,294 It's... it's all on the phone. It's a whole thing. 700 00:24:25,295 --> 00:24:26,294 But basically, yes. 701 00:24:26,295 --> 00:24:27,815 Had a mate who had one of those. 702 00:24:27,895 --> 00:24:30,055 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, brought her over in '93. 703 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,855 - Yeah? - Had a Hampton Wick. 704 00:24:32,855 --> 00:24:33,905 Hampton Wick? 705 00:24:34,935 --> 00:24:35,985 A dick. 706 00:24:35,986 --> 00:24:37,934 Right. 707 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,215 Still together. 708 00:24:39,295 --> 00:24:40,895 That's lovely for them. 709 00:24:41,695 --> 00:24:43,855 Hey? That's nice. It's a good story. 710 00:24:43,935 --> 00:24:44,985 [Jack] Mm. 711 00:24:51,855 --> 00:24:53,295 Argh! 712 00:24:54,295 --> 00:24:55,935 Argh! 713 00:24:58,815 --> 00:25:00,975 Come on, David. Come on, David. Yes, David! 714 00:25:01,055 --> 00:25:03,105 Come on, David. Come on, David. No, David! 715 00:25:07,695 --> 00:25:10,575 Fucking hell. Oh, my God. 716 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:15,135 - Hey, David? - What?! 717 00:25:15,215 --> 00:25:18,695 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna come back and pick you up, okay? 718 00:25:18,775 --> 00:25:20,135 Yeah, okay. Fine. 719 00:25:23,295 --> 00:25:25,215 Oh, cheese and rice! 720 00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:27,335 [Easygoing music] 721 00:25:34,135 --> 00:25:38,895 That summer feeling 722 00:25:38,975 --> 00:25:41,375 723 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:48,055 not because you gotta 724 00:25:48,135 --> 00:25:50,695 not because... 725 00:25:50,775 --> 00:25:53,175 -[Ashley] Ooh, shit. I'm sorry. 726 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,294 I'm... Hi. No, you go. 727 00:25:54,295 --> 00:25:56,255 - - Yes. 728 00:25:56,335 --> 00:25:58,015 729 00:25:58,095 --> 00:26:02,095 shall not be tamed 730 00:26:02,175 --> 00:26:06,095 is gonna haunt you 731 00:26:06,175 --> 00:26:08,855 732 00:26:16,255 --> 00:26:21,055 makes you drop down on it 733 00:26:21,135 --> 00:26:25,575 makes you flop down on it 734 00:26:25,655 --> 00:26:30,455 gets the cop down on it 735 00:26:30,535 --> 00:26:34,695 for one more year 736 00:26:34,775 --> 00:26:38,535 is gonna haunt you 737 00:26:38,615 --> 00:26:40,375 738 00:26:40,455 --> 00:26:44,815 Summer feeling 739 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:48,095 740 00:26:48,895 --> 00:26:52,575 what I'm naming 741 00:26:53,535 --> 00:26:58,095 reclaim it one day 742 00:26:58,175 --> 00:27:02,495 is gonna haunt you 743 00:27:02,575 --> 00:27:04,215 744 00:27:04,295 --> 00:27:07,935 Summer feeling 745 00:27:08,015 --> 00:27:11,495 until you're older 746 00:27:12,695 --> 00:27:17,455 will smolder one day 747 00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:22,375 gonna haunt you 748 00:27:22,455 --> 00:27:26,575 gonna taunt you... 749 00:27:26,576 --> 00:27:28,054 - [Gordon] Yeah, come on. - [Gasps] 750 00:27:28,055 --> 00:27:30,215 - - Good boy. 751 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:31,534 - Oh, Colly! 752 00:27:31,535 --> 00:27:33,215 - - Ohh. 753 00:27:33,295 --> 00:27:34,685 - - My God. 754 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,175 - - [Ashley] Oh, shit. 755 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:39,215 756 00:27:39,216 --> 00:27:41,214 - [Car door closes] - [Gordon] Hey, there she is. 757 00:27:41,215 --> 00:27:42,935 Hi, darling. 758 00:27:43,015 --> 00:27:44,295 [Gordon] Hey. 759 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,454 Hey, your hair looks great. 760 00:27:46,455 --> 00:27:48,054 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 761 00:27:48,055 --> 00:27:49,454 - [Chelsea] It's not too short? - [Gordon] No. 762 00:27:49,455 --> 00:27:50,505 Shit. Shit. 763 00:27:50,506 --> 00:27:51,974 [Chelsea] She always takes too much off. 764 00:27:51,975 --> 00:27:53,095 [Gordon] Nah. Sexy. 765 00:27:53,175 --> 00:27:54,375 [Chelsea] Oh. Mwah! 766 00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:56,015 [Car seat grinds] 767 00:27:58,535 --> 00:28:00,175 - Oh, that's sad. - Oh, my God. 768 00:28:00,176 --> 00:28:01,574 It's getting worse around here. 769 00:28:01,575 --> 00:28:03,135 No, no, no. They might be crazy. 770 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,775 It's okay, it's okay. 771 00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:06,815 Hello? Hi there. 772 00:28:06,816 --> 00:28:08,374 Sorry to bother, I was just gonna say, 773 00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:09,734 if you need to use a bathroom... 774 00:28:09,735 --> 00:28:10,785 [Whines] 775 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,255 [Gordon] ..or even if you need, 776 00:28:12,256 --> 00:28:13,534 like, a shower later tonight, 777 00:28:13,535 --> 00:28:15,334 you can just... you just go across there. 778 00:28:15,335 --> 00:28:17,135 I just... I run a local business. 779 00:28:17,136 --> 00:28:18,654 Just trying to help the community. 780 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,455 Oh, God, is... is that a cup of urine? 781 00:28:22,415 --> 00:28:24,215 Oh, no, I think that's wine. 782 00:28:24,216 --> 00:28:26,014 - Okay. Can we go now? - [Gordon] Yep. 783 00:28:26,015 --> 00:28:28,495 Um, anyway, if you want, like, a m... meal too, 784 00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:30,135 we have hot food as well. 785 00:28:30,136 --> 00:28:31,494 - [Chelsea] Just leave it. - Okay. 786 00:28:31,495 --> 00:28:32,655 - Um... - [Colin whines] 787 00:28:32,656 --> 00:28:34,734 Colly, get off there. What's... what's going on? 788 00:28:34,735 --> 00:28:36,374 Anyway, you just tell them Gordon sent you. 789 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:37,815 [Ashley] Fuck off, cunt! 790 00:28:37,895 --> 00:28:39,695 Oh, that's lovely. 791 00:28:39,775 --> 00:28:41,055 Never mind. 792 00:28:41,135 --> 00:28:42,775 [Birdsong] 793 00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:48,095 - Okay. Yeah. - Let's go. 794 00:28:48,175 --> 00:28:49,535 Yep, okay. 795 00:28:49,536 --> 00:28:50,574 Colly. 796 00:28:50,575 --> 00:28:51,975 - Gordon. - Anyway... 797 00:28:51,976 --> 00:28:53,294 You've got such a big heart. 798 00:28:53,295 --> 00:28:54,575 Oh, thanks, Chels. 799 00:28:54,655 --> 00:28:57,655 But they could have had a knife. Don't do that again. 800 00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:59,295 [Gordon] Okay. 801 00:29:02,535 --> 00:29:04,135 [Upbeat rock music] 802 00:29:04,215 --> 00:29:05,375 Fucking hell. 803 00:29:05,455 --> 00:29:07,375 [Gordon] No, it looks great. 804 00:29:08,495 --> 00:29:10,735 God, she's got good hair. 805 00:29:11,975 --> 00:29:13,025 Fuck. 806 00:29:13,095 --> 00:29:14,775 [Upbeat rock music continues] 807 00:29:20,295 --> 00:29:22,095 808 00:29:22,175 --> 00:29:24,215 809 00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:26,215 810 00:29:26,295 --> 00:29:27,575 811 00:29:27,655 --> 00:29:29,585 812 00:29:29,655 --> 00:29:31,415 813 00:29:31,495 --> 00:29:33,015 814 00:29:33,016 --> 00:29:34,094 815 00:29:34,095 --> 00:29:35,215 816 00:29:35,216 --> 00:29:36,694 817 00:29:36,695 --> 00:29:38,215 818 00:29:38,295 --> 00:29:39,655 819 00:29:39,735 --> 00:29:43,735 alive when they are... 820 00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:48,335 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0